And they lived happily ever after in the land of denial that is my headcanon.

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The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day


I have a physics textbook from before it was discovered that the flow of electrons makes electricity and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

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"Ed has a feeling pretty much everywhere that we play, and it’s such a great gauge of, you know, how the crowd’s feeling, and that’s, a lot of times, why the setlist doesn’t get done until- I mean, oftentimes, it’s done ten minutes before we play." — Stone Gossard, PJ20.

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Andrew Bird's Bowl Of Fire
The Swimming Hour

Why? | Andrew Bird’s Bowl Of Fire

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Cesar Chavez (2014)

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driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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Whose Line Is It Anyway? ‘Sideway Scene’

These are extremely entertaining

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